Big Bang Theory Quote

Sheldon: I'm on my way out.
Leonard: Where?
Sheldon: Texas.
Amy: Right now? Why?
Leonard: Someone sick?
Sheldon: Yes. My sister's uterus came down with a baby.
Penny: Oh, she's pregnant? That's great; you're going to be an uncle. Uncle Sheldon.
Sheldon: No, I will be Uncle Dr. Cooper.
Amy: How come you never said she was pregnant?
Sheldon: I never told you about my brother's kidney stone. You want to hear about everything that comes out of my family's genitals?

Quote from S07E11 - The Cooper Extraction


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