Big Bang Theory Quote
Sheldon: Amy? Amy? Amy? I'll get right to the point. I think we need to end this relationship - so just sign this with your finger and please don't cry on my iPad because I don't get Apple Care.
Amy: I'm not surprised you want to end the relationship. I'm just a little surprised you didn't get Apple Care. Anyway, enjoy your life. Where do I sign?
Sheldon: At the bottom. I must say I'm relieved you're not making more of a scene out of this.
Amy: Oh, I've already moved on. Besides the breakup has nothing to do with me.
Sheldon: What. It doesn't?
Amy: OF course not. This is just Leonard trying to take the focus off that dreadful table by sowing discord in our relationship. He's manipulating you like he always does.
Sheldon: Wait. Wait. Now hang on. You think he's manipulating me?
Amy: All the time. And he knew that as your girlfriend, I wasn't gonna to stand by and let him bring a table into your apartment. I mean a table? Come on.
Sheldon: It is hideous.
Amy: Well, thankfully, I won't have to see it 'cause I won't be your girlfriend anymore.
(Signs)
Amy: Amy Farah Fowler. Why yes, I would like to take a survey.
Sheldon: Wait. You were really gonna stand by me against the dining room table?
Amy: Of course I was.
Sheldon: Yeah, wait. I do I know you're not manipulating me right now?
Amy: I would think that if I'm manipulating you, you'd be smart enough to see it.
Sheldon: How do I know you're not saying that as part of the manipulation?
Amy: I think you're smart enough to see that too.
Sheldon: Okay. I'm sorry i gave you such a hard time. I just had to be sure.
(Amy turns away and smiles)
Quote from S07E16 - The Table Polarization