Big Bang Theory Quote
Sheldon: OK. I think we found the problem here. It's not the table at all. It's you.
Penny: Me?
Leonard: Well. It's always me. Take one for the team.
Sheldon: I have spent years turning this lump of clay into an acceptable conduit for my will and then you came along and reshaped him with your newfangled ideas and your fancy genitals.
Penny: Are you gonna let him talk to me like this?
Leonard: "Fancy" sounds like a compliment.
Penny: OK, I have not tried to change Leonard. That is just happens in relationships. Look how much Amy has changed you.
Sheldon: That's not true.
Penny: Oh sweetie. When I first met you were incapable of touching another human being. Now you're holding holds, going on dates, you even made out with her on a train.
Leonard: She told you?
Penny: Of courses she told me. It's the most interesting thing that happened to her entire life.
Leonard: You're too close to it, but Amy has had a huge impact on you.
Sheldon: You're right. Without realizing I allowed that woman to alter my personality.
Leonard: Mmm. You didn't have a personality; you just had some shows you liked.
Sheldon: No. No, I've changed. Like the frog that's put in a pot of water that's heated so gradually he doesn't realize he's boiling to death.
Penny: Or you're the frog that's been kissed by the princess and turned into a prince.
Leonard: Or you're just a tall annoying frog.
Sheldon: Excuse me. I have to break up with my girlfriend.
Penny: Oh, Sheldon. Wait.
Sheldon: No. You've opened my eyes to the truth. Amy has made me a more affectionate open-minded person. And that stops now.
Leonard: Well, we should call her.
Penny: Yeah. Amy. It's Penny. Hey. Just a little heads up. Leonard bought a dining room table. Yeah. Sheldon's breaking up with you.
Quote from S07E16 - The Table Polarization