Big Bang Theory Quote
Leonard: Anyone wanna buy my share of the time machine?
Raj: Why?
Leonard: 'Cause I don't want it anymore.
Howard: Why?
Leonard: Just personal reasons.
Sheldon: My Spidey sense tells me this has something to do with Penny.
Leonard: Look, do you wanna buy me out or not?
Raj: I'll give $100, which will make me half owner, and we'll put it on my balcony.
Howard: Screw his balcony. I'll give you $120 and we'll put it in my garage.
Leonard: I paid $200 for my share.
Raj: Dude, everybody knows a time machine loses half its value the minute you drive it off the lot.
Quote from S01E14 - The Nerdvana Annihilation