Big Bang Theory Quote
Penny: (Reads her fortune cookie) "People turn to you for guidance and wisdom." That's a good one.
Sheldon: No, it's not. Turn to you for guidance and wisdom? That cookie is clearly mocking you. You'd never get that kind of sass from a Nutter Butter.
Penny: Since you're paying for dinner, I'll let that slide.
(Gives Sheldon a cookie)
Penny: Read.
Sheldon: Have you ever paid for a meal?
Penny: Not with money. Read.
Sheldon: (Reads) "Your warm and fun-loving nature delights those around you."
Penny: Nope, try again.
Quote from S07E21 - The Anything Can Happen Recurrence