Big Bang Theory Quote

Bernadette: I got into science because I was the smallest kid in school so I thought if I became a scientist I can invent a formula that can make me taller.
Amy: That's cute.
Bernadette: Yeah. I thought it was working for a while, but then I just found out my brother was lowering the pencil marks on the door frame. How about you?
Amy: I guess it must have begun back when I was in the girl sprouts.
Bernadette: Girl sprouts?
Amy: My mom made it up as an alternative to the Girl Scouts. She didn't want me selling cookies on some street corner like a whore.
Bernadette: How did that get you into science?
Bernadette: Oh, I went to the library to check out a book on biology to see what whores did.

Quote from S07E22 - The Proton Transmogrification


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