Big Bang Theory Quote
Sheldon: Arthur. I thought you were dead.
Arthur Jeffries: I am. It's fantastic. I mean this is the longest I've gone without running into a men's room in years.
Sheldon: Why are you here?
Arthur Jeffries: I don't know. I was hoping I was going to haunt my ex-wife.
Sheldon: I know why. You've come to me because you're my Obi Wan.
Arthur Jeffries: I'm not... I'm not familiar with that... Is that an internet?
Sheldon: Wow. You're dead so I'm gonna let that slide. Obi Wan Kenobi is a character from Star Wars. After his physical demise he comes to Luke Skywalker as his mentor in spirit form.
Arthur Jeffries: Well, that clears that up.
Sheldon: You must be here to give me advice.
Arthur Jeffries: (Appears in Obi Wan Kenobi Jedi robes) Well this... this is weird. Most of my robes open in the back.
Sheldon: Those are your Jedi robes.
Arthur Jeffries: Oh wait... what? What... what is this?
(Activates light saber)
Sheldon: Oh, be careful with that!
Arthur Jeffries: Whoa. Whoa. Oh, neato.
(Waves light saber around)
Arthur Jeffries: I'm uh. I'm going to need a band-aid.
Quote from S07E22 - The Proton Transmogrification