Big Bang Theory Quote

Penny: What are you doing?
Leonard: Just, you know, moving something upstairs.
Penny: What is it?
Leonard: Just, you know... time machine.
Penny: Yeah, okay, neat, but I really gotta get to work, so...
Leonard: Uh, just give us a few minutes.
Penny: I don't have a few minutes. I'm running really late.
Sheldon: Well, then I have a simple solution. Go up to the roof, hop over to the next building - there's a small gap, don't look down if you're subject to vertigo - and use their stairwell.
Penny: You're joking, right?
Sheldon: Oh, I never joke when it comes to vertigo.

Quote from S01E14 - The Nerdvana Annihilation


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