Big Bang Theory Quote
Sheldon: Well, this sandwich is an unmitigated disaster. I asked for turkey and roast beef with lettuce and Swiss cheese on whole wheat.
Raj: What did they give you?
Sheldon: Turkey and roast beef with Swiss cheese and lettuce on whole wheat.
(Raj and Wolowitz just look at Sheldon, dumbfounded)
Sheldon: It's the right ingredients, but in the wrong order. In a proper sandwich, the cheese is adjacent to the bread to create a moisture barrier against the lettuce. They might as well have dragged this thing through a car wash.
Leonard: (at his computer, not paying attention) I don't believe it.
Sheldon: I know. It's basic culinary science.
Quote from S01E14 - The Nerdvana Annihilation