Big Bang Theory Quote

Penny: What exactly do you think goes on here?
Sheldon: Conversations you wouldn't be comfortable having in front of the opposite sex, who has the best cervix? Which sanitary napkin is all the rage, men's buttocks and how you want to pad and squeeze them
Bernadette: We were talking about Penny's job
Sheldon: And how difficult is to do when she's bloated cranky and crampy, continue
Penny: We are just people, we talk about the same things you guys talk about
Sheldon: You talk about if werewolves can swim? Leonard says yes, I say it depends on if the human could swim before he was bitten
Penny: Let's just talk about our periods
Amy: Hold on, all cannines can swim, why would werewolves be any different?
Bernadette: They're not a hundred per cent werewolf, they're part human, it's like comparing apples to oranges
Sheldon: Thank you although in this case it'd be like comparing apples to were oranges who only turned on a full moon

Quote from S08E13 - The Anxiety Optimization


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