Big Bang Theory Quote

Sheldon: That's it! The Sheldon Cooper Girlfriend Challenge is officially alive.
Howard: Congratulations!
Raj: This is exciting.
Sheldon: Right now, somewhere, a woman is dividing the atomic weight of the best noble gas by the number of colors in the oldest national flag still in use!
Howard: Then using that number as the average speed to calculate the travel time from Mordor to the Shire!
Sheldon: And taking her first step towards a lifetime of laughter, love and, best of all, rules.

Quote from S09E08 - The Mystery Date Observation


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