Big Bang Theory Quote
Howard: I shouldn't be raising a kid. I don't even eat my own vegetables.
Leonard: Buddy, I think you might be overreacting.
Howard: And then there's this nose. I mean... What if he looks like me? Or worse... what if she looks like me?
Sheldon: Not to mention the impact on our social circle. Everything's going to change. Howard won't be able to come over as much.
Raj: Well, he could bring the baby here.
Sheldon: Then we'd have to baby-proof the apartment. Yeah, my sister has one of those toilet locks in her bathroom. I have two doctorates, I still had to go in the sink.
Howard: how expensive having a kid is?
Raj: Yeah, I read that in Los Angeles, raising a child through college can cost over a million dollars.
Howard: A million dollars? It's like my nuts just kicked me in the nuts.
Quote from S09E16 - The Positive Negative Reaction