Big Bang Theory Quote

Amy: If we're going to be staying in this apartment, would you be interested in doing a little redecorating?
Sheldon: Oh, actually... I would.
Amy: Great! Wh-what did you have in mind?
Sheldon: Let's take every single thing from the other apartment and put it in here.
Amy: Well, how 'bout we start a little smaller, like... moving the furniture around.
Sheldon: Y'know, I have always felt that this couch would look *fantastic* on the curb in front of the building.
Amy: Look, we can't just throw away Penny's stuff, but we can ask if she wants any of it back.
Sheldon: Know, I wonder how she feels about all this artwork.
Amy: Well, I'm sure she misses this one. I mean it's the greatest gift I've ever given anybody.
(they look at the large painting of Amy and Penny)
Sheldon: It truly does capture the beauty of your friendship with Penny.
Amy: It may have appreciated in value. The artist killed himself shortly after painting that.
Sheldon: Yeah, it seems only right that she have it back.
Amy: Can't wait to see the look on her face when I give it to her again.
(Penny looks horrified as they bring the painting to the other apartment)
Sheldon: Look, it's the same smile she has in the painting!

Quote from S10E10 - The Property Division Collision


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