Big Bang Theory Quote

Amy: I've always liked the name Elliott.
Leonard: Sorry, can't have it. That's my boy name.
Amy: I said it first.
Leonard: It's not like calling dibs.
Amy: Yes, it is. It's exactly like that. Dibs on Elliott.
Leonard: I-I'm just saying we might get there first. You only have sex once a year. I'll probably have sex tonight.
(Penny gives him a weird look)
Leonard: Fine, you can have Elliott.

Quote from S11E16 - The Neonatal Nomenclature


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