Big Bang Theory Quote

Howard: Honey, babies don't always come on their due date. Halley was two weeks late.
(seeing her expression)
Howard: But this baby's a boy. They don't take as long to get ready.
Bernadette: What are you doing?
Howard: I'm making the situation better with humor.
Bernadette: Are you?
Howard: Would you rather me make it better with magic?
Bernadette: Go back to sleep.
Howard: Ta-da!
(he flops back onto his pillow)
Bernadette: (after a moment of silence) You know, I hear that sex can induce labor.
Howard: (popping back up) Anything for my family.

Quote from S11E16 - The Neonatal Nomenclature


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