Big Bang Theory Quote
Sheldon: I'm trying to invite my stupid brother to my wedding, and he's avoiding my calls.
Raj: You don't know he's avoiding your calls.
(Sheldon dials his phone and puts the call on speakerphone)
Georgie Cooper: Hey, you've reached George Cooper. Please leave a message, unless this is Sheldon again, in which case please try me on my other number, 1-800-SUCKIT.
Sheldon: See? And I know that's not a real number because why would it be toll-free?
Quote from S11E23 - The Sibling Realignment