Big Bang Theory Quote
Leonard: You know, I was curious to find out what Tam had done wrong. Why am I not surprised the answer is nothing?
Sheldon: So you're taking his side. You scurvy dog. You watch yourself; there is room on my enemies list now that the cafeteria ladies finally told me what's in the chili. By the way, don't eat the chili. Wait, wait, wait. You know what? Do.
Leonard: (turning to leave) Be careful, Sheldon. I don't think you can afford to lose a second best friend. I don't see anyone lining up to be your third.
Sheldon: D... wait.
(typing on his laptop)
Sheldon: "Snarky comebacks..." Oh, here we go. "You have your entire life to be a jerk. Why not take today off?"
(rolling his eyes, Leonard leaves)
Sheldon: That was harsh, but he was asking for it.
Quote from S12E04 - The Tam Turbulence