Big Bang Theory Quote

Anu: Raj, what is going on?
Raj: (taking off his coat) No, no, it's not what's going on, it's what's coming off.
Anu: Stop it. You're acting weird, and it's freaking me out.
Raj: Why? Because I couldn't talk and ran in the bathroom to slug back a bottle of champagne when I pretended to pee?
Anu: Okay, I think I'm gonna leave.
Raj: No, no. Wait, wait. Don't... okay, don't go.
Anu: Fine. Then tell me what's going on.
Raj: Well, funny story...
Anu: The truth.
Raj: Oh, god, the truth is so not good for me.

Quote from S12E08 - The Consummation Deviation


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