Big Bang Theory Quote

Howard: What's up?
Sheldon: I need you to stop being so delightful.
Howard: What?
Sheldon: I'm supposed to be bonding with him. You have your own father-in-law. Leave mine alone.
Howard: Tell you what, you take my father-in-law, I'll take yours.
Sheldon: I don't want your father-in-law.
Howard: (doing the "coin behind the ear" trick) Well, what if I throw in a quarter?
Larry Fowler: (giddy like a little kid) Do it again! Do it again!

Quote from S12E08 - The Consummation Deviation


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