Big Bang Theory Quote
Bernadette: Look. I know you still want this, and I can help you. All those pageants I did as a kid? I could teach you how to present yourself, connect with the judges, sabotage the competition.
Howard: Whoa, whoa. No one's sabotaging anybody.
Bernadette: Of course not. Little girls in ball growns trip. It happens. Trust me, I'm gonna be the pageant mom to you that my mom was to me.
Howard: I thought you hated your mom for making you do that.
Bernadette: (sternly) More talk like that and you're not getting any dinner!
(pleasantly)
Bernadette: Amazing how it all comes back.
Quote from S12E10 - The VCR Illumination
