Big Bang Theory Quote

Anu: So I told my mom she just needed to back off. This is our wedding, and if anyone's gonna design the floral arrangements, it's going to be my man.
Raj: Thank you. I mean, I-I'm not trying to be a groomzilla, but... this is my specialty.
Anu: (his phone buzzes) Someone texting you?
Raj: Uh, no. It's just my, uh, doorbell camera.
Anu: Oh. I got one of those for my place, but I never installed it.
Raj: Oh, it's easy. I can do it for you. You're gonna love it. It's how I found out a raccoon was stealing my "cheese of the month" club.
Anu: What did you do?
Raj: Well, nothing. I didn't want to piss it off. It was, like, huge from eating all the cheese.

Quote from S12E11 - The Paintball Scattering


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