Big Bang Theory Quote

President Siebert: Well, this is nice. Why have we waited so long to do this?
Sheldon: Because you never invited us.
President Siebert: Ha-ha-ha! Well, the important thing is you're here now, and we're so excited about your work. This paper is going to do big things for all of us, so if there's anything that you need...
Sheldon: You know, actually, I could use some barbecue sauce for my tots. Oh, wait. No. Ketchup.
President Siebert: (to a passing waiter) Can we have some barbecue sauce and ketchup over here?
Sheldon: Both?
(to Amy, impressed)
Sheldon: So this is how the other half lives.

Quote from S12E11 - The Paintball Scattering


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