Big Bang Theory Quote

Stuart: Would you mind stocking these?
Denise: Oh, actually, I'm not on the clock today. I'm just hanging out with my boyfriend.
Stuart: Ah, cool. Huh. That's me, right?
Denise: Oh, I forgot to tell you. I broke up with you and now I'm dating...
(pointing to a random customer)
Denise: That guy.
Stuart: I know you're joking, but my flight-or-flight response doesn't.
Denise: Isn't it fight-or-flight?
Stuart: Not for me.

Quote from S12E11 - The Paintball Scattering


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