Big Bang Theory Quote
Howard: (Leonard, Sheldon, Howard & Raj are on their laptops playing an online role playing game) All right, just a few more feet and...
(pause)
Howard: Here we are gentlemen, the Gates Of Elzebub.
Sheldon: Good lord!
Leonard: Don't panic, this is what the last 97 hours have been about.
Howard: Stay frosty. There's a horde of armed goblins on the other side of that gate guarding the Sword Of Azeroth.
Leonard: Warriors, unsheathe your weapons. Magic wielders, raise your wands.
Sheldon: Lock and load.
Howard: Raj, blow the gates.
Raj: Blowing the gates.
(pressing keys)
Raj: Control, shift, B.
(sound of the gates blowing)
Raj: Oh my God, so many goblins!
Howard: Don't just stand there, slash and move! Slash and move!
Leonard: Stay in formation!
Howard: Leonard, you've got one on your tail!
Leonard: That's all right, my tail's prehensile, I'll swat him off!
Raj: I got him Leonard. Tonight, I spice my meat with goblin blood!
Leonard: Raj, no, it's a trap! Thay're flanking us!
Raj: (in a wimpy tone) Oh, he's got me.
Howard: Sheldon, he's got Raj, use your sleep spell! Sheldon!
(changes to an annoyed whisper)
Howard: Sheldon!
Sheldon: I've got the Sword Of Azeroth!
Leonard: Forget the sword Sheldon, help Raj.
Sheldon: There is no more Sheldon! I am the sword master!
Howard: Leonard look out!
Leonard: Damn it man, we're dying here!
Sheldon: Goodbye peasents.
Leonard: The bastard teleported.
Raj: (looks at Sheldon's screen) He's selling the sword of Azeroth on eBay.
Leonard: You betrayed us for money? Who are you?
Quote from S01E03 - The Fuzzy Boots Corollary