Big Bang Theory Quote
Bernadette: Why is this article about Sheldon all about you?
Howard: (looking over her shoulder) Let me see. Oh, good, they used my NASA picture.
Bernadette: Why does it say that you're his best friend? Leonard's his best friend.
Howard: No. Leonard has always been kind of a... monkey butler. Whenever Sheldon got into a scrape, I was his go-to guy.
Bernadette: When did he get into a scrape?
Howard: You're kidding, right? W-... remember when he had a panic attack 'cause his hand got caught in a jar of olives? I was the one who told him to let go of the olives.
Bernadette: Please, that doesn't make you his best friend.
Howard: You know, that reporter asked me if I could put him in touch with... Amy's best friend.
Bernadette: That's Penny.
Howard: (sing-song) Doesn't have to be.
Quote from S12E23 - The Change Constant