Big Bang Theory Quote
Howard: Can I help you?
Reporter #2: Uh, yeah, actually. Um, I had an appointment to interview Dr. Cooper about the Nobel.
Howard: Hang on a second. Sheldon?
(knocking and poking his head in, he sees Sheldon's office is empty; Sheldon then pokes his head up from behind his desk and shakes his head)
Howard: Sorry, he's not here.
Reporter #2: Damn. I've got a deadline.
Howard: I don't know if it helps you at all, but I'm his best friend in the whole world.
Reporter #2: Really?
Howard: And an astronaut. Come on, you can buy me a cup of coffee, and I'll tell you about both.
Quote from S12E23 - The Change Constant