Big Bang Theory Quote
Penny: (taking the guys' orders at Cheesecake Factory) Okay, let me guess: Quesadilla with soy cheese for the lactose-intolerant Leonard...
Leonard: Thank you.
Penny: ...shrimp Caesar salad with no almonds for the highly-allergic, kosher-only-on-the-high-holidays Howard...
(Howard nods)
Penny: ... and for our suddenly-back-on-the-Hindu-wagon Raj meat lovers' pizza; no meat.
(Raj bows to her)
Penny: Coming right up.
(She starts to leave)
Sheldon: Wait, excuse me!
(Penny stops)
Sheldon: You forgot my barbecue bacon cheeseburger; barbecue sauce, bacon and cheese on the side.
Penny: Oh, I didn't tell you? You're banished from the Cheesecake Factory.
Sheldon: Why?
Penny: Well, you have three strikes. One, coming in; two, sitting down; and three, I don't like your attitude.
Sheldon: You can't do that. Not only is it a violation of California State law, it flies directly in the face of Cheesecake Factory policy.
Penny: Yeah, I know; there's a new policy: no shoes, no shirt, no Sheldon.
Howard: (softly, to Raj) I bet we could sell that sign all over Pasadena.
Quote from S02E07 - The Panty Pinata Polarization