Big Bang Theory Quote
Penny: Howard, your scooter's blocking my car.
(Sees Howard with an eyepatch)
Penny: Aw, did you get pinkeye again?
Howard: Step one, she notices the eye-patch. May I say, Penny, not a lot of women could look as *hot* as you do with such greasy hair.
(Penny pulls on the eyepatch and snaps it back)
Penny: Yeah, just move your stupid scooter before I pick it up and throw it in the dumpster.
(Exits)
Howard: Ow.
Quote from S02E08 - The Lizard Spock Expansion