Big Bang Theory Quote
Sheldon: If someone, and of course we don't know who this would be, does ask where you've gone, what should I say?
Leonard: I don't know... Just tell them I went to the office.
Sheldon: Are you going to the office?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Then how can I say it convincingly?
Leonard: Just say, "Leonard went to the office."
Sheldon: All right.
(Robotically)
Sheldon: "Leonard went to... the office."
Leonard: What is-? No, not like that; just "Leonard went to the office."
Sheldon: This would have worked out a lot better if you had just told me you were going to the office.
Leonard: I'm going to the office.
Sheldon: See, why don't I believe you?
Quote from S02E08 - The Lizard Spock Expansion