Big Bang Theory Quote
Howard: Look at Leonard's record: 27 days with Joyce Kim.
Raj: During which, she defected to North Korea.
Howard: Two booty calls with Leslie Winkle.
Raj: For which she awarded him the nickname, "Speed of Light Leonard".
Howard: And a 3-hour dinner with Penny.
Raj: Which would have been 2 and a half if they ordered the souffl? when they sat down.
Howard: Based on the geometric progression, his relationship with Stephanie should have ended after 20 minutes.
Sheldon: Yes, I'm aware of the math, Y = 27 days over 12 to the Nth.
Quote from S02E09 - The White Asparagus Triangulation