Big Bang Theory Quote
Penny: Leonard, congratulations.
Leonard: What for?
Penny: Your Facebook status update. Leonard Hofstadter is in a relationship.
Leonard: What? No... No, that's not right.
Howard: Oh, man, did you switch your status before she did? Speaking as an expert: way to look needy.
Penny: Seriously? You went first, after only two weeks? That's bold.
Leonard: It's not bold, it's a mistake. I didn't change my status.
Penny: Well, then who did?
(Everybody looks at Sheldon)
Sheldon: I had no choice; he cried in front of her.
Leonard: You hacked my Facebook account?
Sheldon: Oh, it's hardly hacking when you use the same password for everything, "Kal-El".
Quote from S02E09 - The White Asparagus Triangulation