Big Bang Theory Quote
Sheldon: Excuse me, miss.
Charlotte: Yes?
Sheldon: If I were to give you this gift basket, based on that action alone and no other data, infer and describe the hypothetical relationship that exists between us.
Charlotte: Excuse me?
Sheldon: (Gives her the basket) Here. Now, are we friends? Colleagues? Lovers? Are you my grandmother?
Charlotte: I don't understand what you're talking about, and you're making me a little uncomfortable.
Howard: See? Sounds just like you and Penny. We'll take it.
Quote from S02E11 - The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis