Big Bang Theory Quote
Sheldon: Oh, good. You're just in time. I believe I've isolated the algorithm for making friends.
Leonard: Sheldon, there is no algorithm for making friends.
Howard: Hear him out. If he's really onto something, we could open a booth at Comic-Con, make a fortune.
Sheldon: You see, my initial approach with Kripke had the same deficiencies as those that plagued Stu the Cockatoo when he was new at the zoo.
Raj: Stu the Cockatoo?
Leonard: (sarcastic) Yes. He's new at the zoo.
Quote from S02E13 - The Friendship Algorithm