Big Bang Theory Quote
Sheldon: Leonard, I had no idea your siblings were so much more successful than you.
Raj: Yeah, you're like the Jar-Jar Binks of the Hofstadter family.
Howard: (Imitating Jar-jar) Oh, meesa think yousa lookin' so-so sad.
Leonard: You know, rather than mock me, my friends might realize that this is difficult and try to help me through it.
Raj: Nope, I think mocking you is more fun.
Howard: (imitating JarJar Binks) Next time, don't yousa bring momma to work, Okee-day?
(Raj and Howard laugh)
Leonard: (Leonard's mother comes back) That was fast.
Beverly: Oh, the middle stall was occupied, I'll have to try again later.
Sheldon: It's totally understandable. In bladder voiding as in real estate, it's location, location, location.
Beverly: So where were we?
Leonard: (to his mother) Howard lives with his mother, and Raj can't speak to women unless he's drunk. Go!
Beverly: Well, that's fascinating. Selective mutism is quite rare. On the other hand, an adult Jewish male living with his mother is so common it borders on sociological clich?.
Howard: It's just temporary, I pay rent.
Leonard: He lives in the same room where his bassinet was.
Beverly: You know, both selective mutism and an inability to separate from one's mother can stem from a pathological fear of women. It might explain why the two of you have created an ersatz homosexual marriage to satisfy your need for intimacy.
Howard: Say what?
(Raj whispers in Howard's ear)
Howard: That's basically what I just said!
Leonard: (to Raj) You brought your husband to work, you know the rules.
(imitating JarJar Binks)
Leonard: Meesa thinkin' yousa lookin' pretty sad now too, betcha betcha.
Quote from S02E15 - The Maternal Capacitance