Big Bang Theory Quote

Sheldon: Hello, Penny.
Penny: Hello, Sheldon.
Sheldon: You're in my spot.
Penny: Are you planning on sitting here?
Sheldon: No, I'm going to the comic book store.
Penny: Then, what difference does it make?
Sheldon: What difference does it make?
Leonard: Here we go.
Sheldon: That is my spot, in an ever-changing world, it is a single point of consistency. If my life were expressed as a function on a four dimensional Cartesian coordinate system, that spot, at the moment I first sat on it, would be 0-0-0-0.
Penny: (blank stare) What?
Leonard: Don't sit in his spot.
Penny: Fine.
(changes spots)
Penny: Happy?
Sheldon: I'm not unhappy.
(Sheldon exits)
Penny: Boy, I love him, but he is one serious wackadoodle.

Quote from S02E16 - The Cushion Saturation


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