Big Bang Theory Quote
Sheldon: Look, Leonard, Penny made French toast.
Leonard: Sorry, I haven't given her your schedule yet.
Sheldon: It's an iCal download. She can put it right in her phone. And we agreed you'd have conjugal visits in her apartment.
Leonard: We did, but there were extenuating circumstances.
Sheldon: I see. Did her abysmal housekeeping skills finally trump her perkiness?
Leonard: No, her bed kind of broke.
Sheldon: That doesn't seem likely. Her bed's of sturdy construction. Even the addition of a second normal-sized human wouldn't cause a structural failure, much less a homunculus such as yourself.
Penny: A homunculus?
Leonard: Perfectly formed miniature human being.
Penny: Oh, you're my little homunculus.
Quote from S03E03 - The Gothowitz Deviation