Big Bang Theory Quote
Sheldon: Obviously, waitressing at the Cheesecake Factory is a complex socio-economic activity that requires a great deal of analysis and planning... Buzzinga. You know, using positive reinforcement techniques I could train that behavior out of her in a week.
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: If you let me use negative reinforcement I can get it done before we go to bed.
Leonard: You're not squirting her in the face with water.
Sheldon: No, of course not. We're talking very mild electric shocks. No tissue damage whatsoever.
Leonard: Forget it.
Sheldon: Oh, come on. You can't tell me that you're not intrigued about the possibility of building a better girlfriend.
Leonard: I'm not. Penny's qualities, both good and bad, are what make her who she is.
Quote from S03E03 - The Gothowitz Deviation