Big Bang Theory Quote

Sheldon: Help me out. Which ski hat says, "Apr?s Super Collider"?
Leonard: Sheldon, I'm not taking you to Switzerland.
Sheldon: Well, of course you are. Who else would you take?
Leonard: Penny.
Sheldon: What? That's absurd. Penny has no interest in subatomic particle research.
Leonard: Yes, but it'll be Valentine's Day. We can go sightseeing and skiing and make love in front of a roaring fire in the shadow of the snow-capped Alps.
Sheldon: But Penny has no interest in subatomic particle research!
Leonard: I'm sorry, Sheldon.
Sheldon: Sorry? I've been dreaming about going to the Large Hadron Collider since I was 9 years old.
Leonard: I've been dreaming about spending Valentine's with a girl since I was 6.
Sheldon: Shame on you. That's no dream for a scientist.

Quote from S03E15 - The Large Hadron Collision


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