Big Bang Theory Quote

Howard: Mom also had just gotten some news that might've upset her.
Bernadette: What?
Howard: It's not important.
Bernadette: Come on, Howard, I'm going to be your wife. You can share anything with me.
Howard: Oh, you'd think that, but no.
Bernadette: You told her we were going to get married and she had a heart attack?
Howard: You can't take that personally.
Penny: How else is she supposed to take it?
Howard: What you've gotta keep in mind is that ever since my dad left, I've been the whole world to my mother. I mean, she'd be threatened by any woman who can give me what she can't.
Bernadette: You mean sexual intercourse?
Howard: Well, when you say it like that, you make it sound creepy.
(Priya and Raj enter)
Priya: What happened?
Bernadette: Howard's mother had a heart attack because I have sex with him and she can't!

Quote from S04E23 - The Engagement Reaction


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