Big Bang Theory Quote
Mr. Spock: Dr. Cooper! Dr. Cooper!
Sheldon: Is someone there?
Mr. Spock: Down here, on your desk.
Sheldon: Spock?
Mr. Spock: I need to speak with you.
Sheldon: Fascinating! The only logical explanation is that this is a dream.
Mr. Spock: It is not the only logical explanation. For example, you could be hallucinating after being hit on the head by, say, a coconut.
Sheldon: Was I hit on the head by a coconut?
Mr. Spock: I'm not going to dignify that with a response. Now, to the matter at hand, you need to play with the transporter toy.
Sheldon: Yes, but it's mint in box.
Mr. Spock: Yes, and to open it would destroy its value. But remember like me, you also have a human-half.
Sheldon: Well, I'm not going to dignify *that* with a response!
Mr. Spock: Consider this. What is the purpose of a toy?
Sheldon: To be played with.
Mr. Spock: Therefore, to not play with it would be...?
Sheldon: Illogical. Oh, damn it, Spock, you're right! I'll do it!
Mr. Spock: Sheldon, wait. You have to wake up first.
Sheldon: Oh, of course. Set phasers to dumb, right?
Quote from S05E20 - The Transporter Malfunction