Big Bang Theory Quote
Leonard: We went to dinner, we talked, we laughed, we kissed... Where could I have possibly gone wrong?
Howard: Think back, Leonard. The littlest things can set women off. Like "Hey, the waitress is hot, I bet we could get her to come home with us." Or "How much does your mom weigh? I want to know what I'm getting into."
Leonard: I didn't say anything like that.
Howard: Good, 'cause they don't work.
Rajesh: They also don't care for it if you stare at them and hyperventilate. Sadly, that's my home run swing.
Leonard: Look, everything went fine.
(unhides mini sheets)
Leonard: I didn't even have to refer to my impromptu conversation starters. That woman across the hall is into me.
Howard: Let's go to the tape.
(shows the hidden camera record)
Howard: Look at her reaction to the good night kiss. No change in respiration, pupils un-dilated, no flushing of the chest.
Rajesh: Nice close-up, by the way.
Sheldon: Interesting. Her jaws are clenched: no tongue access. Clearly a bad sign amongst mating humans.
Leonard: That's not a bad sign.
Sheldon: Please... You might as well have been two iguana with no dewlap enlargement.
Rajesh: And the worst sign of all is you're here and not there.
Leonard: I'm not there because I'm taking things slow; by the way, compared to you guys, approaches warp speed.
(Leaving the room)
Leonard: And take down that camera!
Rajesh: He was a lot more fun when he had no hope.
Howard: Give him time.
Quote from S02E01 - The Bad Fish Paradigm